i’ve been writing down some of the things my dad says to support me

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a man goes to the doctor complaining of pain

everything hurts, doctor, there’s pain everywhere i touch

and the doctor says, what do you mean, be more specific

ok look, and the man touches his arm and winces in pain

and he touches his leg and says that hurts too

and he touches his cheek and his chest and his shoulder and the man is fighting back tears now

it all hurts, doctor. everything i touch hurts

and the doctor nods and says, your finger is broken



draw me a mummy



thanks for talking to me that one time

what a crock of shit

every day

every single day


the adventure begins